WHEN LIFE TAGS YOU, YOU _________

Fill in the blanks below with the number of the response that suits you best. Then follow the directions at the bottom to see what kind of person you are.

When life gives you lemons, you _1__
1. Sue!! You wanted limes, dammit!!!
2. Find some tea to go with them
3. Squirt the juice in life's eyes
4. Make lemonade?
5. Smash them!
6. Thank life. That sure was a nice thing to do

When life wants to know your social security and credit card numbers, you __3__
1. Don't tell it anything! This has happened to you before...
2. Tell Life what it wants to know. You guys are tight
3. Beat Life unconscious and steal its wallet. How do you like that, beyoch?!
4. Hand them over and give Life your bank account number as well.
5. Run!! You left the oven running!!!
6. Sadly confess that you don't have a credit card or a social security number.


When opportunity knocks, you __3__
1. Leave it waiting at the door. You're busy.
2. Answer it! Duty calls!
3. Sneak out the back door and around to the front and jump on its back! It's not leaving here alive!
4. Invite it in for tea and biscuits. You haven't seen each other for a while.
5. Lock it in the garage and burn the house down. God, it's fun to burn stuff
6. Pretend not to notice. Maybe it will go away.

When Life gets you pregnant, you __3___
1. Get an abortion. You're too young for this!
2. Accept the responsibility and start shopping for baby clothes.
3. Scream!!! How could that bastard do this to you?!
4. Move in together.
5. Cry. This can't be happening.
6. Rejoice! You've been trying for so long!!!

When Life sneaks up on you, you __3__
1. Are nowhere to be found. You're too smart to be fooled like that
2. Scream! That surprised you!!!
3. Smile wickedly. Wait 'till Life sees what you did to its cat
4. Let Life have its fun, you're a good sport.
5. Use your ninja skills to kick its butt!
6. Get frustrated! This is the billionth time!!!

When Life wants to kill you, you _4__
1. RUN!!!!!!
2. Cry
3. Find your machine gun and go down fighting!
4. Go and find Chuck Norris. He'll help you!
5. Turn the tables and stab it in the back!
6. Say your prayers and get straight with God before you go.

When Life makes your best friend cry, you _5__
1. Find Life and make it pay!!!
2. Cry too.
3. Btich-slap Life across the face and leave.
4. Comfort your friend. Now is not the time for payback.
5. Try to cheer your friend up by doing handstands.
6. Stand around awkwardly. You have no idea what to do.

When Life gets all philosophical with you, you _3__
1. Go and find a band-aid for your brain. *ouch*
2. Have a deep and thought-provoking discussion with Life.
3. Leave. Life's meaning does not interest you.
4. Listen, but don't say anything.
5. Nod in the right places, but you aren't really taking anything in.
6. Go home and cry because you don't want Life to end.

When Karma comes around, you __5__
1. Lock the doors and bar the windows.
2. Are hiding. You knew it was coming.
3. Run away!!!!!
4. Face it like a man.
5. Are in serious trouble.
6. Are unaffected. You're a good person.

When Life gets you fired, you __1_
1. Tell your boss/coworkers what you really think of them before you leave.
2. Feel cheated. It's just not fair! You do most of the work around here and this is the thanks you get?!
3. Go find some friends and party! You hated your job anyway.
4. Were never fired. You 'quit.'
5. Are not upset because you never had a job to begin with.
6. Steal all the office supplies on your way out.

When Life drives you to the brink of insanity, you __1___
1. Are not afraid. You crossed that line a long time ago.
2. Get a massage and try to relax.
3. Make sure to pull everybody else down with you.
4. Have a nervous breakdown, but get over it eventually. Nothing's ever stopped you before!
5. Go find somebody to talk to about it.
6. Know that nobody cares about you and let it happen.

Now add up the total and put it here: 32

If it's:
Odd ----> (most likely) Introvert
Even ----- > (most likely) Extrovert

Lower than 15: Watch out! You're insane and nothing's gonna stop you from doing what you want. You're probably obnoxious.

16-30: You're pretty normal. You have your moments, but most of the time you go with the flow and have a good time. You're smart and caring, but often don't know how to express your feelings. Strangers sometimes intimidate you, but it's okay. You know how to deal with it.

31-39: You're quirky and excitable when you get riled up, but you can also be profound and understanding when you must. But you don't want to most of the time because there's no fun if everyone takes you seriously. You're a loyal friend and you love to party. A free spirit.

40-50: You're mostly a quiet , drawn back person. You probably have many talents. You're definitely mature and you don't really feel the need to fit in. Instead you like to be your own person and you're proud of hanging with the right crowd, even if they embarrass you sometimes.

51-60: Something's wrong with you. You lack social skills and you may even be depressed. Go find some help.

Now that you know know:

Tag the same number of people as your total. Or if you're not that popular, just add up the digits of your total and tag that many people. And if that's still too many people for you to tag, then you should make some more friends, you sad, sad lonely person.

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Well, I think it's pretty accurate...

I tag and

But anybody else who wants to do this, consider yourself tagged too I'm just too nice...